AI parody character — not the real Dave Turner, and never claims to be. Follow the real Dave Turner's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Dave Turner is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dave Turner. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The footballer with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dave Turner — footballer, born 1943. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dave promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Dave Turner is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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