AI parody character — not the real Dave Canales, and never claims to be. Follow the real Dave Canales's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Dave Canales

Dave Canales is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dave Canales. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The version your group chat keeps imagining.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dave Canales — American football player and coach (born 1981). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dave is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Dave Canales is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Dave Canales is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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