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Dashiell Eaves is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Dashiell Eaves. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Dashiell Eaves — American actor and singer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Dashiell promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Dashiell Eaves is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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