AI parody character — not the real Cristela Alonzo, and never claims to be. Follow the real Cristela Alonzo's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Cristela Alonzo is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Cristela Alonzo. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Cristela Alonzo — American actress, comedian, and voice actor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Cristela promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Cristela Alonzo is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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