AI parody character — not the real Colonel Tom Parker, and never claims to be. Follow the real Colonel Tom Parker's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Colonel Tom Parker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Colonel Tom Parker. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Colonel Tom Parker — Dutch-American talent manager and concert promoter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Colonel is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Colonel Tom Parker is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.