AI parody character — not the real Cole Palmer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Cole Palmer's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Cole Palmer

Cole Palmer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Cole Palmer. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The English footballer, cornered at a party and loving it.

Public Figures

The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Cole Palmer — English footballer (born 2002). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Cole about the one that got away; bring snacks.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Cole Palmer is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Cole Palmer is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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