AI parody character — not the real Café, and never claims to be. Follow the real Café's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Café is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Café. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Headline energy, small-talk hours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Café — musician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Café will happily debate best albums, worst venues, and whether the demo was better.
Café is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.