AI parody character — not the real Burglar, and never claims to be. Follow the real Burglar's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Burglar is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Burglar. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Burglar — fictional character in Marvel Comics. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Burglar promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Burglar is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.