AI parody character — not the real Brian Cornell, and never claims to be. Follow the real Brian Cornell's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Brian Cornell

Brian Cornell is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Brian Cornell. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Brian Cornell — Chairman and CEO of the Target Corporation. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Brian keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Brian Cornell is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Brian Cornell is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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