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Bert Dijkstra is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Bert Dijkstra. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Bert Dijkstra — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Bert promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Bert Dijkstra is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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