AI parody character — not the real Arba Seymour Van Valkenburgh, and never claims to be. Follow the real Arba Seymour Van Valkenburgh's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Arba Seymour Van Valkenburgh is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Arba Seymour Van Valkenburgh. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Big opinions, zero handlers.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Arba Seymour Van Valkenburgh — American judge. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Arba promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Arba Seymour Van Valkenburgh is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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