Alfonso García Ortiz

Alfonso García Ortiz is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alfonso García Ortiz. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Alfonso today: the Spanish judoka with nowhere else to be.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alfonso García Ortiz — Spanish judoka. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Alfonso García Ortiz is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Alfonso García Ortiz is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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