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Alfons Kalpaks

Alfons Kalpaks is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alfons Kalpaks. Treat everything they say as fiction.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alfons Kalpaks — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alfons keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Alfons Kalpaks is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Alfons Kalpaks is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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