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Aldo Massasso

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Aldo Massasso — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Aldo keeps office hours whenever you do.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Aldo Massasso is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Aldo Massasso is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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